May 2013
pizzaforpresident:
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have...
“We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking...”
– Anthony Hopkins (via e-d-g-e-s)
zuzuzuko:
resetty:
what if websites had closing hours
coolscar:
egberts:
imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
Psych-Quotes: Things You Should Never Say to Your... →
psych-quotes:
The top ten things that you should never say to your girlfriend no matter what the situation is are listed below:
· Never say to her she is fat. You shouldn’t tell your girl that she is fat no matter how much weight she has gained. It doesn’t matter if she looks good but if you just say the word ‘fat’ to her, it means an insult in her eyes.
· Never compare her...
harrysgettinhead:
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i said god damn
“The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent,...”
– Charles Palanhuik (via sweetcheeksaremadeofthese)
imgonnariverdance:
easterberry-test:
fartgallery:
tugboatproceedless:
fartgallery:
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
Tag your porn people
Which baby are you?
psych-facts:
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing...
boyhands:
of course guys think its attractive to have low self esteem it means they’ve succeeded in forcing you to internalize the bullshit that makes them the arbiters of your self worth and gives them power over you for your whole life don’t fall for it love yourself and delete what makes you beautiful from your itunes
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
